Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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