Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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