Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Boobs are out for the taking
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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