i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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