She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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