Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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