quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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