Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If that was your dad, he is hot
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
where does the pee come out of this thing
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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