a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
