NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
how drunk are you?
Several
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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