This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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