how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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