at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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