What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
