Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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