So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm gonna fight the coyote
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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