oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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