O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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