I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
