But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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