We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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