found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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