just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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