just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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