your room smells of hookers.
And success
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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