I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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