Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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