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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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