so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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