maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
