yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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