My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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