he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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