you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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