ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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