brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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