no. you can't hotbox the world.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
