how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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