k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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