I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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