i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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