he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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