You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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