New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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