did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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