Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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