I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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