I must be too annoying 4 u.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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