it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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