Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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