I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have aggressive nipples.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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