Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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